I figure folks want a choice how to read the review for G.I. Joe: The Rise of COBRA as the film prepares for launch this week, so I have actually written two reviews. Two reviews for the price of one!
One "Spoiler Free" review for the folks who want to remain clean and pure. This review is, by its nature, lighter on details and content than the "Spoiler Full" version, but I wanted to give folks a choice. Hopefully everyone gets what they want. Click the links above for your particular choice.