New G.I. Joe scale Crysis 2 figures look pretty freaking cool

I’m not really much of a gamer myself, though I’m a pretty devout Halo fan.  That being said, I don’t know much of anything about the game Crysis (or thus, Crysis 2).  But apparently there are guys in there in crazy battle armor and with cool ass cybernetic parts.

Looking like Duke and Ripcord in Accelerator Suits and on steroids, there are currently Joescale Crysis 2 figures hitting Targets across the country.  Ranging in price from $1.99 to $8.00 perhaps on how lucky you are.  I haven’t seen them in person yet, but I’ll be damned if they don’t look pretty bad ass.  To see some nice detail, check out images at and

There’s an embedded video below as well.  For folks who don’t have a local Target, check out they have a pre-order going, too.  These things look pretty damn cool, I gotta say.

  • Alexx

    Yeah, these are pretty cool! I only bought the CELL trooper so far (did a quick pictorial at Joebattlelines) but he’s really well articulated and comes with a good assortment of weapons. A little pricey, but great for armybuilders.

  • Nas

    I got a CELL trooper, too. It’s the most “Joe” of the figs, and has pretty solid build and articulation. I paid $8, but they had to ask me the price, and I couldn’t tell them less.

  • DistantFred

    The Hero PC figure there actually reminds me a bit of the Headhunter Stormtrooper.